Separated at Birth: Rexella Van Impe and Jan Brewer
It's been bugging me since the first time I saw her. Who does Arizona Governor Jan Brewer look like? Then it hit me. Have you ever had insomnia, and happened upon the bizarre Jack Van Impe Jeebus show? It's an apocalyptic, Jesus-is-coming, end-of-the-world religious infomercial. Van Impe may be a crazy Apocalypse-craving nutball, but he landed himself a blonde (for him) younger babe. And she's every bit as maniacal and twisted as he is. She may be a different sort of crazy from Jan Brewer, but she's almost a dead ringer. But I'm not ruling out a lingering Star Trek memory of the Cardassians. Jan's got those crazily prominent eyeball orbital ridges, she's only missing the spoon-like protuberance and gray pallor.